As far as fashion is concerned, there are really two dominions over which women reign supreme: hair and shoes. The high heel cult I object to on three moral principals: #1. A lady can’t make a swift exit (aka b*tch can’t run) #2. Nobody really needs to be put on a pedestal and #3. All I can think about when I see them are Chinese lotus slippers which I associate with little broken Asian girl toes and the creepy dudes who thought that was sexy. But an over-the-top coif is a fairly guilt free treat that any girl can savor. This Tee by new brand, King Patrick totally brought me back to that scene from Sofia Coppola’s Marie Antoinette where Kirsten Dunst falls into total ecstasy by her 4 foot high, powdered and birded up-do. Le Sigh, good times. Check out this and a line of equally sweet skateboard decks by lady design Quartet: Sandra, Henriette, Astrid & Marie.