Somewhere, deep in the uncharted depths of the ocean, something lurks. It waits, silently, until you least expect it. A single, slick limb rises above the water, grasping as it snakes behind you. By the time you notice, it’s too late- you’re already in this creature’s grip and being pulled to your doom. Better hope that whatever it is happens to be in a good mood and takes pity on your screaming lungs. When you’ve only got a few seconds to make a good first impression, your t-shirt counts for a lot. Here are the Top Ten Tees with Tentacles- they just might save your life.
10) Octosnip
9) Squidfire Emblem
8) Baha I Has Nets Too
7) Eight Legged Cats Have Cool Names
6) Octo Coal
5) Typtopus
4) Prairie Squid
3) Octopus on Yo Shirt
2) Tentacle
1) You Just Can’t Kill the Beast
